President Rump says "Nobody knew health care could be so complicated".
That's right, nobody knew. Nobody but Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, and everyone else in this country who actually gives a shit.
Republican congressman Mo Brooks of Alabama argues that sea levels are rising not because of climate change, but because rocks are falling into the earth's oceans.
According to the congressman, "Now you have got less space in those oceans because the bottom is moving up".
"...Putin ordered an influence campaign in 2016 aimed at the U.S. presidential election. Russia's goals were to undermine public faith in the U.S. democratic process, denigrate Secretary Clinton, and harm her electability and potential presidency. We further assess Putin and the Russian Government developed a clear preference for President-elect Trump. We have high confidence in these judgments."
— A joint assessment by the FBI, CIA, and NSA
Software developer — Desktop / mobile / embedded — C#, C++
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Software development — Desktop / mobile / embedded
Jun 2013 - Present
Independent Software Contractor
Antefix Consulting LLC, Des Moines, Iowa
Provider of contract development services. Performed extensive bug-fixing, refactoring, internationalization, automated testing, and some new development in desktop and embedded applications used to plan directional drilling projects. Created test apps and utilities for hardware production team, built complex Windows Forms control with full-featured console output. Extensive work with C#, C++, Managed C++, and .NET. Some work with WPF, XAML, Windows CE, Jenkins, and Git.
More information at www.antefix-consulting.com.
Jan 2012 - Jun 2013
Independent Software Developer
Anthemion Industries, Des Moines, Iowa
Designer and developer of Syntheogen, music sequencer and synthesizer for Android devices. Created full-featured cross-platform UI framework for touchscreen devices, extensible real-time synthesis engine with multiple synthesis and effect types, and innovative step sequencer with support for polyrhythms, arbitrary time signatures, flexible note ties and bends, and automatic transposition. Extensive work with C++, Android NDK, Win32 API, OpenGL ES, OpenSL, and audio DSP. Some work with Android SDK.
More information at www.syntheogen.com.
Mar 2010 - Jan 2012
HandEra, Urbandale, Iowa
Applications developer for company providing engineering and ODM services. Solely implemented cross-platform UI for in-car media device with satellite TV, DVD and CD player, iPhone/iPod connectivity, and local media browser. Developed software for headless set-top TV appliance, hardware test apps, and cross-platform framework for building console test applications. Extensive work with C++, Win32 API, and Windows CE. Some work with C#, OpenGL ES, COM, Qt, and Linux.
Jan 2009 - Jul 2009
Sr. Embedded Software Engineer / Contractor
John Deere Intelligent Vehicle Systems,
Worked with large team on in-vehicle embedded applications used to control tractors and farm implements. Developed extensible on-screen keyboard with foreign language support, assisted with usability improvements and documentation. Worked with C++ and Windows CE.
Apr 2007 - Dec 2008
Cummins-Allison, Mount Prospect, Illinois
Part of two-person team that developed front end for new paper currency scanner. Designed and implemented lightweight transaction database with extensible query system, real-time bill image transfer system over TCP/IP, flexible metadata export system implementing numerous legacy protocols over serial connection. Solely responsible for Windows CE platform development with Platform Builder. Extensive work with C++, Win32 API, and Windows CE. Some work with C# and ASP.NET.
Aug 2000 - Nov 2006
Peapod, Skokie, Illinois
Mobile and desktop developer for fulfillment team at pioneering web grocer. Created suite of wireless mobile applications used to fulfill over 1000 orders per day, including picking application, quality control and inventory management apps, and launcher. Performed emergency port from PalmOS to Windows Mobile, allowing new facility to open on schedule. Designed and implemented numerous Windows desktop apps, including scriptable server emulator, server stress-testing tool, production monitoring utilities, fulfillment reports, and parts of device inventory system. Extensive work with C++, MFC, Delphi, sockets, barcode scan engines, SQL, Windows Mobile, and PalmOS. Some work with Java, JSP, HTML, and CSS.
Jul 1999 - Aug 2000
Haven Corporation, Evanston, Illinois
Worked with small team on commercial desktop application used to manage mail-order businesses. Implemented several subsystems with emphasis on UI design, database development, and reports. Extensive work with Delphi and SQL.
Jan 1998 - Jul 1999
Shared Marketing Services, Chicago, Illinois
Worked with several developers on in-house desktop application used to audit co-op advertising claims. Designed and implemented flexible and user-friendly report management system, configurable mailing generator, version control system for local databases, and numerous complex reports. Extensive work with Delphi, Paradox, and SQL.
Bachelor of Science, Economics
University of Iowa, Iowa City, Iowa